Hi! This is my blog, there are many like it, but I hate those people.Tumblr (3.0; @saberomega)http://saberomega.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://morgan1cole.tumblr.com/post/51167794011/42-douglas-adams-towel-day-infographic">morgan1cole</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5991eb7411cb92e7dbc66dd795cce7a0/tumblr_inline_mn9ozxqmtH1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>Love this infographic by the great folks at <a href="http://lemon.ly/work/42-towel-day-infographic">Lemonly</a>! </p> </blockquote>http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51210820179http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51210820179Fri, 24 May 2013 02:50:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/550cd68d142e048fb5159a62c4502824/tumblr_mn9v2sRxyr1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I had this!</p>http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51210769747http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51210769747Fri, 24 May 2013 02:48:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5374c5fd53f093519605f849463f2cda/tumblr_mn9sk6nsiV1qcf2yso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://officialssay.tumblr.com/post/51173410032/anthony-weiner-launches-new-york-mayoral-campaign" class="tumblr_blog">officialssay</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Anthony Weiner launches New York mayoral campaign web site. With a Pittsburgh skyline. Oops. (via <a href="http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Anthony-Weiner-Pittsburgh-Bridge-Graphic-Mayoral-Campaign-208694901.html">NBC4 New York</a>)</p></blockquote> <p>Nice</p>http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51210599578http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51210599578Fri, 24 May 2013 02:43:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f6d5b7d34e47ac0b5b148a39bc6d1ed9/tumblr_mj66hp2eNS1s5bh5uo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c8220ad1671784e85312c5445e2d33cb/tumblr_mj66hp2eNS1s5bh5uo2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>by Grabthar’s hammer…</p> </blockquote>http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51209957826http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51209957826Fri, 24 May 2013 02:26:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/da80a5597a4e26c7197e5ef4d500e5cf/tumblr_mna5sei2t21qzf6q7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://wnes.tumblr.com/post/51194417374/lego-unveils-giant-x-wing-fighter-in-times" class="tumblr_blog">wnes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://mashable.com/2013/05/23/lego-x-wing/#gallery/lego-x-wing/519e3c5e97b2f81bdd01be01">LEGO Unveils Giant X-Wing Fighter in Times Square</a></p> <p>Exactly 30 years ago, on May 23, 1983, Return of the Jedi opened in theaters.</p></blockquote>http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51209894575http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51209894575Fri, 24 May 2013 02:24:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d28b2fc9d5b13d0c6547c6718da28ac/tumblr_mn9uky7in51qa0uujo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ilovecharts.tumblr.com/post/51176654332/interactive-guide-for-comparing-the-speeds-of">ilovecharts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/the-ultimate-spaceship-face-off-interactive-guide-for-comparing-the-speeds-of-famed-sci-fi-ships/"><strong>Interactive Guide For Comparing the Speeds of Famed Sci-Fi Ships</strong></a></p> </blockquote>http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51209754468http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51209754468Fri, 24 May 2013 02:21:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/31e1214cd5e35ddba149dff9a9beb9d2/tumblr_mmyvrsM0Ss1rk4zi3o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e91f141c0ff15fb070549348dae040ef/tumblr_mmyvrsM0Ss1rk4zi3o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/932cd8a4d3de03eeaa866524b98bf1ad/tumblr_mmyvrsM0Ss1rk4zi3o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/172b4e87b4f6e2aaf621025bc5304193/tumblr_mmyvrsM0Ss1rk4zi3o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0b6b9e8f24679ade570fa242ffacf6bb/tumblr_mmyvrsM0Ss1rk4zi3o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2b43f891e0f8219bcc68eb0aebb6fd3e/tumblr_mmyvrsM0Ss1rk4zi3o6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c6695217cd117091b6d7abe3219b6928/tumblr_mmyvrsM0Ss1rk4zi3o7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6b148a1f8cd8b49270c9c1b0fd2b84fc/tumblr_mmyvrsM0Ss1rk4zi3o8_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51209278371http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51209278371Fri, 24 May 2013 02:09:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/77ac1c0d838db11b8f0e17a414f5425e/tumblr_mn9amgERBq1rvs9xro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://violentbaudelaire.tumblr.com/post/51150075060/this-is-my-favorite-photo-in-the-world-me-and">violentbaudelaire</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span class="Apple-style-span">”This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual intervened, and he was brought to a sanctuary. I met him when he was a few days old and 60 pounds, and he would always try to sit on my lap. Today, 7 years young and 1500 pounds, he still tries to sit on my lap.”</span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"> - Colleen Patrick-Goudreau</span></p> </blockquote> <p>Um…males aren’t useless in the dairy industry. In fact, no males = no little cows = no milk = no dairy industry</p>http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51208917784http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51208917784Fri, 24 May 2013 01:59:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8bd807033be7887e1d08fb29763ea3b6/tumblr_mmr1tg53J21qzgnzho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51178148431http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51178148431Thu, 23 May 2013 18:23:41 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/m1yir-p68xM?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awesomephilia.com/post/51174263312/kmart-did-it-again">awesomephilia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>KMART did it again.</p> </blockquote> <p>yes!</p>http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51174757949http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51174757949Thu, 23 May 2013 17:37:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7be06e0350b42267052c6b45d5a3454a/tumblr_mn9tcvEA6Z1qzkgi7o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><strong>My Tumblr Crushes:</strong><ol><li><a href="http://idrvfast.tumblr.com/">idrvfast</a><small> (18%)</small></li><li><a href="http://tymethiefslongerthoughts.tumblr.com/">tymethiefslongerthoughts</a><small> (11%)</small></li><li><a href="http://drunken-bakeneko.tumblr.com/">drunken-bakeneko</a><small> (5%)</small></li><li><a href="http://fredasaurusrex.tumblr.com/">fredasaurusrex</a><small> (5%)</small></li><li><a href="http://alienmeatsack.tumblr.com/">alienmeatsack</a><small> (4%)</small></li><li><a href="http://scottfriday.tumblr.com/">scottfriday</a><small> (3%)</small></li><li><a href="http://mattlik3.tumblr.com/">mattlik3</a><small> (3%)</small></li><li><a href="http://eddietg.tumblr.com/">eddietg</a><small> (3%)</small></li><li><a href="http://thedude74.tumblr.com/">thedude74</a><small> (2%)</small></li></ol><p>these people are the tits….no! double tits! no! triple tits…yeah. triple tits</p>http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51174703378http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51174703378Thu, 23 May 2013 17:36:29 -0400idrvfasttymethiefslongerthoughtsdrunken-bakenekofredasaurusrexalienmeatsackscottfridaymattlik3eddietgthedude74<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yellowcakeuranium.tumblr.com/post/51161513098/its-stupid-that-so-many-people-have-such-strong">yellowcakeuranium</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b3033dad111f5c394bc2c3b79a2a3c4f/tumblr_inline_mn9kl8AFxx1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>why does the mom prefer her kid to drink blood instead of urine?</p> <p>i dont have kids</p>http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51161613091http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51161613091Thu, 23 May 2013 14:28:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b88f41e2391ce22398bba711d39022c/tumblr_mm1bih8HOu1qeisx2o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b813532a915247ca153a0ac308d9e40/tumblr_mm1bih8HOu1qeisx2o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/665a2434289a05b9fb78290537bdfa81/tumblr_mm1bih8HOu1qeisx2o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bf81ab00f6e044b9b5e69c0019d0244c/tumblr_mm1bih8HOu1qeisx2o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/16c767b22e0a4fc6dee85b0a1cc7399f/tumblr_mm1bih8HOu1qeisx2o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a330023069ac2eadd3e014bb0de762d/tumblr_mm1bih8HOu1qeisx2o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>why oh why do i have to love canceled show so much?!</p>http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51160948767http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51160948767Thu, 23 May 2013 14:17:29 -0400<a href="http://idrvfast.tumblr.com/post/51155819115/black-human-torch">A Formerly Fast Drvr: Black Human Torch</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51150259225/black-human-torch">saberomega</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Michael B Jordan might be Johnny Storm. He is black. Michael Clark Duncan was Kingpin. He was black. Who cares?</p> <p>Have we not seen that the Marvel Movie Universe is separate in many ways from the comics? I see the movie universe as just another earth variant where Donald Glover…</p> </blockquote> <p>what if its the classic ‘fantastic four vs mole man’s goat’ and we all know the only way to fight a subterranean goat is with your mouth?</p>http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51160339579http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51160339579Thu, 23 May 2013 14:06:48 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51155743523" src="http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51155743523/audio_player_iframe/saberomega/tumblr_mmhhqywt4E1r4x1uq?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fsaberomega%2F51155743523%2Ftumblr_mmhhqywt4E1r4x1uq" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://idrvfast.tumblr.com/post/51155687880/luci-acanales-imperial-march-star-wars">idrvfast</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://luci-acanales.tumblr.com/post/49934625818/imperial-march-star-wars">luci-acanales</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Imperial March - Star Wars</p> </blockquote> <p>True Story: Our wedding party was announced to this.</p> <p>John may or may not remember. He was fitshaced.</p> </blockquote> <p>i remember! i only had 3 drinks (ish) by then!</p>http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51155743523http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51155743523Thu, 23 May 2013 12:43:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/92e56bb69994146c5c32369747c55d7c/tumblr_mn86jtwVGK1qm5gm0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kizayfizabe.tumblr.com/post/51152082144/i-have-a-bit-of-a-crush-on-pam">kizayfizabe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I have a bit of a crush on Pam</p> </blockquote>http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51155286878http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51155286878Thu, 23 May 2013 12:35:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c869c8c7753e45206a2aa60bfad2f662/tumblr_mn7v1ueqa61s824myo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deadpoolvs.tumblr.com/post/51090711460/its-purple-arrow-and-ninja-spider-man">deadpoolvs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It’s Purple Arrow and Ninja Spider-Man!</p> </blockquote> <p>this is fucking awesome. Macklemore agrees.</p>http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51154874190http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51154874190Thu, 23 May 2013 12:27:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a438197eb5d0ee40355705e780e16276/tumblr_mm9s468WYd1rij7jgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rattlecanjunky.tumblr.com/post/51110864179/everything">rattlecanjunky</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Everything</p> </blockquote> <p>all i could think was:</p> <p>I whistled for a cab and when it came near</p> <p>The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror</p> <p>If anything I could say that this cab was rare</p> <p>But I thought “Nah forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!”</p>http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51152637771http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51152637771Thu, 23 May 2013 11:44:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f1fafe630740ecdeed70fe26bf87f1fa/tumblr_mmtknq0QDP1qa45c1o6_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/41811e363d564c6e5f9079fc9cdae5d5/tumblr_mmtknq0QDP1qa45c1o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1c5d4146550547e0d43d808737fda3dd/tumblr_mmtknq0QDP1qa45c1o4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f415a351ce3eeeb356ba4c79a2fc5ff/tumblr_mmtknq0QDP1qa45c1o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a110535eae551789703124bb5f61add2/tumblr_mmtknq0QDP1qa45c1o5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/93332ebe33c2597bf4141febfaf08c2b/tumblr_mmtknq0QDP1qa45c1o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3eef463dcdf371f99f85ff9fa2acdd9d/tumblr_mmtknq0QDP1qa45c1o7_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://olenna-redwyne.tumblr.com/post/50470980512/sad-cat-diaries-x">olenna-redwyne</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sad Cat Diaries (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKffm2uI4dk">x</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51152532885http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51152532885Thu, 23 May 2013 11:42:39 -0400<p>the most difficult target to hit isnt 300 yards away. it is 2 feet away and its a toliet and your post-sex drunk peeing. </p>http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51152381045http://saberomega.tumblr.com/post/51152381045Thu, 23 May 2013 11:39:35 -0400TMIthings that come to me while working